I shall have infinite Power!
(Source: southsidelokos13, via melidays)
does anybody else just like
research things for fun
like you’re curious about something so you go read the whole wikipedia article on it and then read all the stuff the wikipedia article references and go to the library and read some books on it until you have all this new knowledge about a subject that actually has no real bearing on your life you were just kind of interested in something
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So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t
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i went out to eat lunch with my mom and i forgot what a knife was called so i asked the waitress for “one of those things that you use to stab people with”
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I shall have infinite Power!
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you know i make a lot of threats for someone who is short and cant even do a push up
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pocket change fell out in the dryer again whoops
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IM FUCKIN PISSING
I CANT FUCKING HANDLE THIS BUT OMG I’M SO GLAD THAT I CLICKED THAT BUTTON. FUCKING CLICK IT
The fuck did I just watch.
Can I marry you or
quite possibly the best thing ever
i just peed my pants
yoooo, what just happened?
I took me a while to figure out what that was from haha
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